timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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  • someone: do you still like harry potter?
  • me: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN STILL, I WILL FUCKING ALWAYS LOVE HARRY POTTER YOU DUMBASS.

faultintheirstar:

In my memory, it doesn’t end. We just kind of stay there, staring at each other, forever. 

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When he straightened again, there were six Harry Potters gasping and panting in front of him. 
Fred and George turned to each other and said together, “Wow- we’re identical!” 
"I dunno, though, I think I’m still better-looking," said Fred, examining his reflection in the kettle. 

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quaintcastiel:

winjennster:

midget-banana:

xkatastrophicx:

But imagine Cas being able to leave his vessel like demons do.

So SAMs haut eating lunch in the bunker one day when a fuCKING CLOUD OF BLACK SMOKE FLIES BY FOLLOWED BY A BRIGHT BLUE LIGHT AND THEY JUST FUCKING CHASE EACH OTHER AROUND THE BUNKER

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HOLY SHIT YOU GO HARRY POTTER FANDOM! YOU GIFFED US!

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destielsfluff:

Sam’s hair getting out of control.

I’m sorry

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thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!

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arc520:

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

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